Baby with birth defect named reincarnation of a god...
Ok. Wow. What. The. FUCK!?!?!?
All science, religion, and everything else aside... after reading the article, and seeing that image... here are some common thoughts one might have:
"The extraordinary eight-limbed baby was born in a poverty-stricken region of Bihar, India - on the day devoted to the celebration of the four-armed Hindu deity Vishnu."
thought #1: - Wow, what a strange day to be born with 8 legs...
thought #2: - I bet that mother could use a hand...
thought #3: - And I thought the arms race was a thing of the past.
thought #4: - I gotta hand it to the mother, that's some decent handy work.
thought #5: - I bet she's an army brat.
thought #6: - I bet clothes for that kid cost an arm and a leg.
thought #7: - How many H1-B visas will she need?
thought #8: - Future "Employee of the Month" at the Nike factory.
thought #9: - And THAT'S why mom shouldn't have slept with Spider Man.
thought #10:- I heard when the doctor came back into the room after she was born there was a spider web that said "that's some baby!"
OK, so I'm gonna go out on a limb here....... but if ANY of you are laughing at this then you guys are really insensitive. She's so cute! With a smile like that, she's sure to have a leg up on life.