Wednesday, November 7, 2007

8 Armed Vishnu baby

I love the internet. Really. Without it, I would have never found out about this. People over the interweb can have some very sick and twisted thoughts... read below for some of them...

Baby with birth defect named reincarnation of a god...

Ok. Wow. What. The. FUCK!?!?!?

All science, religion, and everything else aside... after reading the article, and seeing that image... here are some common thoughts one might have:

"The extraordinary eight-limbed baby was born in a poverty-stricken region of Bihar, India - on the day devoted to the celebration of the four-armed Hindu deity Vishnu."

thought #1: - Wow, what a strange day to be born with 8 legs...

thought #2: - I bet that mother could use a hand...

thought #3: - And I thought the arms race was a thing of the past.

thought #4: -
I gotta hand it to the mother, that's some decent handy work.

thought #5: -
I bet she's an army brat.

thought #6: -
I bet clothes for that kid cost an arm and a leg.

thought #7: -
How many H1-B visas will she need?

thought #8: -
Future "Employee of the Month" at the Nike factory.

thought #9: - And THAT'S why mom shouldn't have slept with Spider Man.

thought #10:-
I heard when the doctor came back into the room after she was born there was a spider web that said "that's some baby!"

OK, so I'm gonna go out on a limb here....... but if ANY of you are laughing at this then you guys are really insensitive. She's so cute! With a smile like that, she's sure to have a leg up on life.



Cuervo said...

This is the weirdest s#!* I've ever seen!

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